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With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Annan Criticizes Bush

Former UN Secretary General Kofi Annan used his farewell address to criticize the Bush Administration for turning its back on human rights and abandoning American principles. What do you think?
  • "He's being a little harsh. We were never that principled to begin with."

    Irwin Green Actuary
  • "That's weird. The UN has a male secretary? So progressive!"

    Diane Hilliard Piano Teacher
  • "It's too bad only Luxembourg and St. Lucia were there to hear his speech."

    Stanley Goines Asphalt Layer

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