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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Annan Criticizes Bush

Former UN Secretary General Kofi Annan used his farewell address to criticize the Bush Administration for turning its back on human rights and abandoning American principles. What do you think?
  • "He's being a little harsh. We were never that principled to begin with."

    Irwin Green Actuary
  • "That's weird. The UN has a male secretary? So progressive!"

    Diane Hilliard Piano Teacher
  • "It's too bad only Luxembourg and St. Lucia were there to hear his speech."

    Stanley Goines Asphalt Layer
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