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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Annan Criticizes Bush

Former UN Secretary General Kofi Annan used his farewell address to criticize the Bush Administration for turning its back on human rights and abandoning American principles. What do you think?
  • "He's being a little harsh. We were never that principled to begin with."

    Irwin Green Actuary
  • "That's weird. The UN has a male secretary? So progressive!"

    Diane Hilliard Piano Teacher
  • "It's too bad only Luxembourg and St. Lucia were there to hear his speech."

    Stanley Goines Asphalt Layer

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