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Anonymous Declares Cyberwar On Israel

In retaliation for Israel’s threat to cut off Internet access in Gaza, the shadowy hacker collective Anonymous launched attacks on 700 Israeli websites, downing many and replacing the home pages of others with pro-Palestinian messages. What do you think?

  • “If anything can end a generations-old conflict over the Holy Land, it’s minor inconveniences.”

    Christian Cort
    Systems Analyst
  • “If I were Anonymous, I’d want to get some recognition.”

    Jonathan Colavitti
    Transfer Student Evaluator
  • “Shit, are we going to have to buy them a new Internet?”

    Grace Bechtold
    Battery Assembler