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The Life Of Diana, Princess Of Wales

Today marks 20 years since the funeral of Princess Diana, known to many as the “people’s princess.” The Onion looks back at the life of Princess Diana before it was cut tragically short.

Study: Other Countries Weird

BOSTON—Examining a wide variety of cross-cultural data, a Boston University study released Monday determined that other countries are weird.

Japanese Family Puts Aging Robot In Retirement Home

KYOTO, JAPAN—Saying the move to the assisted care facility was the right decision after so many years of operation, members of the Akiyama family finally put their aging robot in a retirement home, sources reported Friday.

North Korea Successfully Detonates Nuclear Scientist

PYONGYANG—Hailing it as a significant step forward for their ballistic weapons program just hours after suffering a failed missile launch, North Korean leaders announced Monday they had successfully detonated a nuclear scientist.
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Anonymous Targets Drug Cartel

Claiming one of its members has been kidnapped by Mexico’s Zetas cartel, the hacker group Anonymous has threatened to publish names, photos, and addresses of the drug ring’s supporters if the alleged abductee is not released. What do you think?

  • "I have a feeling a bunch of people in one of these two groups are going to get their heads cut off."

    Rebecca Earl Wire Coiler
  • "I should warn my cousin—I think he smokes the pot."

    Dean Thompson Flash-Drier Operator
  • "This is one fight I definitely am not going to get in the middle of."

    Arthur McCallum Systems Analyst

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