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Charles Koch Orders Sniper To Fire Warning Shot Next To Marco Rubio On Debate Stage

GREENVILLE, SC—In response to the presidential candidate’s unsatisfactory answer to a question about the economic effects of environmental regulations, Koch Industries CEO Charles Koch reportedly ordered a sniper positioned in the rafters of the Greenville Peace Center to fire a warning shot near Marco Rubio’s podium during Saturday’s Republican debate.
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Another U.S. Downgrade Looming

Due to the inability of Congress to make any long-term budget fixes, experts are predicting another credit-rating downgrade for the United States. What do you think?

  • "Will the national economy still be all right? I have $20 in there."

    Martin Peck
    Gate Agent
  • "Man, I should have off-loaded my last shred of optimism months ago when it was still worth something."

    Dana Upham
    Optical Engineer
  • "You know, I'm beginning to dislike the credit-rating agencies' new policy of assigning ratings based on actual economic realities."

    Miles Scofield
    Cashier

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