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Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.

Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Anthony Weiner Continued Sexting After Resignation

New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner said he would not drop out of the race after evidence surfaced that he again sent images of his genitals and engaged in lewd chats with a young woman, purportedly under the pseudonym “Carlos Danger.” What do you think?

  • “That showing your dick to people thing can be tough to quit.”

    Leo Bankins Personal Trainer
  • “What happens between a man and several women and everyone on the internet is none of our business.”

    Charlene Yarbrough Accupuncturist
  • “Is he finally done with all that online nonsense? Because I’d love that username back.”

    Carlos Danger Tile Cutter
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