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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Anti-Cancer Machine Invented?

Research reports on the American Cancer Society's website suggest that a new machine, invented by a Florida man with no medical training, may be able to destroy cancer cells. What do you think?
  • "The inventor has no medical training? I think I'll stick with my cancer, thanks."

    Kerry Huth Systems Analyst
  • "Using gold nanoparticles to attack the cells is either ingenious or very stupid, depending on what my HMO says."

    Alma Stein Montessori Teacher
  • "Yeah, well the machine I invented in my basement destroys a lot more than just cancer cells."

    Kevin Blum Collectibles Dealer

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