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Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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Anti-Choice Groups Targeting Women Via Smartphones

According to a new report, anti-abortion groups are using geofencing, or the act of targeting consumers in certain geographical areas, to text women entering abortion clinics and implore them to consider other options. What do you think?

  • “For me, nothing could replace standing outside a clinic and screaming.”

    Nolan Lambert Unemployed
  • “May the best digital strategy win the women’s rights movement!”

    Kurt Greenwood Upholstery Specialist
  • “Finally, someone is informing these women that the alternative to abortion is having a baby.”

    Glenda Pierce Shelf Mounter

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