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Anti-Vaccine Movement Leads To Rise In Measles, Whooping Cough

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Anti-Vaccine Movement Leads To Rise In Measles, Whooping Cough

According to the CDC, formerly eradicated diseases like measles, mumps, rubella, and whooping cough are making a comeback due to “anti-vaxxers,” parents who refuse to vaccinate their kids because they erroneously believe vaccines contain toxins that cause autism and more. What do you think?

  • “Any disease that was good enough for the greatest generation is good enough for my kid.”

    Gregg Walker
    Unemployed
  • “These pro-vaccine moms are so dramatic. All these diseases will do is make kids a little sick and then kill them.”

    Merrill McCray
    Stenographer
  • “It’s just nice to see a grassroots movement actually accomplish something.”

    Ron Lasater
    Shipyard Supervisor

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