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Antipsychotics Can Make Kids Fat

A study published in The Journal Of The American Medical Association found that children who take medication for severe psychiatric problems often experience weight gain. What do you think?
  • "Yes, I'm sure that if those children had just been left to their own devices, they would have taken very good care of their physical fitness."

    Simon Mande Florist
  • "Was the weight gain proportional to how crazy the child was?"

    Matthew Arnheiter Unemployed
  • "I may sleep with a dead bolt on my bedroom door and a .22 under my pillow, but at least my crazy boy's no tub of butter."

    Sara Hill Roll Builder

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