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Antipsychotics Reduce Sex Drive

A study of people taking antipsychotic drugs for treatment of schizophrenia shows reveals that diminished sexual function is an unwanted side effect. What do you think?
  • "Where can I get some of those drugs? I'm sick of sex."

    Lyndon Fitzpatrick Scuba Instructor
  • "My God. That means virtually everyone on Craigslist is off their meds."

    Molly Prescott Unemployed
  • "That's it, no more medication for me. I sure hope I get laid a lot in the lucid moments from my nightmarish paranoid delusions and horrifying hallucinations."

    Ty Jackson Systems Analyst

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