adBlockCheck

Recent News

What Is Trump’s Relationship With White Nationalism?

Since the weekend’s violent protests in Charlottesville, VA, many have criticized President Trump for his failure to outright condemn the white supremacists involved. The Onion breaks down Trump’s relationship to this powerful hate group.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Returns To Off-Season Lifeguarding Job

ALEXANDRIA, VA—Saying she hadn’t missed a summer since she was on the U.S. Court of Appeals, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg said Tuesday that she had once again returned to her off-season lifeguarding job at Splash Central waterpark.

President’s American Manufacturing Council Down To CEO Of Shoe Carnival

WASHINGTON—Following a series of resignations from prominent CEOs amid the fallout from President Trump’s handling of white-nationalist violence in Charlottesville, VA, White House sources confirmed Tuesday that Trump’s American Manufacturing Council is now down to a single member, Clifton Sifford, CEO and president of Shoe Carnival.
End Of Section
  • More News

AOL To Acquire Huffington Post

Internet company AOL announced it would purchase media aggregator site The Huffington Post for $315 million. What do you think?

  • "This might be the thing to make my dad drop his dial-up service once and for all."

    Ruby Kahn Bulk Filler
  • "The only part of the deal that seemed a tad raw to me is the fact that Arianna Huffington is required to change her name to Arianna AOL. But, you have to pick your battles, I guess."

    Chris Colby Systems Analyst
  • "Wow, I never thought I’d live to see the day when the Internet reached its true potential."

    Tim Serbousek Pairing Machine Operator

More from this section

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

Close