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AOL To Charge For E-Mail

Yahoo and AOL want to begin charging companies one-fourth to one cent for preferential bulk e-mail delivery. What do you think?
  • "This is going to drive small companies like info@jckibffydmh right out of business."

    Jody Snyder Shoe Sales
  • "Finally, I'll be able to trust that my inbox will be filled only with legitimate, paid spam."

    Will Shepard Trivia Writer
  • "Would it be possible to make my family pay to send me inspirational-quote e-mails?"

    Carl Ferraiolo System Analyst


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