App Claims It Can 'Cure' Homosexuality In 60 Days

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App Claims It Can 'Cure' Homosexuality In 60 Days

A free app created by the non-denominational Christian ministry Setting Captives Free that claimed it could release users from “the bondage of homosexuality” in 60 days was removed from the iTunes store after widespread public outcry. What do you think?

  • “But my wedding is in two weeks!”

    Aaron Johansen
    Geneticist
  • “If it shows me when other closeted homosexuals are nearby, I guess I’ll check it out.”

    Steven Freola
    Feed Elevator Worker
  • “That’s the best news I’ve heard since that one app made me gay in eight weeks.”

    Marsha Glover
    Keyboard Assembler
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