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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Apple Branded Least Green Tech Company

Last week, Greenpeace released a list of tech companies ranked according to the environmental friendliness of their energy consumption, and Apple came in last. What do you think?

  • “Well, then, I guess the whole green movement isn’t that cool after all.”

    Josh Coleman Freezer Operator
  • "No big surprise. Have you been in an Apple Store? It takes 5,500 square feet to sell a dozen iPads."

    Tracy Katayama Weight Analyst
  • "La, la, la! I can’t hear you through these identity-defining earbuds!"

    Charles Novog Unemployed

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