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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Apple Buys Beats Electronics For $3 Billion

Apple announced this week they will pay $3 billion to buy music brand Beats Electronics, the maker of the popular Beats by Dre premium headphones, bringing co-founders Dr. Dre and Jimmy Iovine onto their executive team. What do you think?

  • “Just when you thought Apple couldn’t get any more street.”

    Gerald Havermeyer Systems Analyst
  • “I knew these headphones were going to be hugely successful when I heard about that kid who got murdered for his pair.”

    Margaret Joff Packing Specialist
  • “Steve Jobs would’ve gotten all of N.W.A.”

    Bill Koerner Textbook Pricer

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