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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Apple Buys Beats Electronics For $3 Billion

Apple announced this week they will pay $3 billion to buy music brand Beats Electronics, the maker of the popular Beats by Dre premium headphones, bringing co-founders Dr. Dre and Jimmy Iovine onto their executive team. What do you think?

  • “Just when you thought Apple couldn’t get any more street.”

    Gerald Havermeyer Systems Analyst
  • “I knew these headphones were going to be hugely successful when I heard about that kid who got murdered for his pair.”

    Margaret Joff Packing Specialist
  • “Steve Jobs would’ve gotten all of N.W.A.”

    Bill Koerner Textbook Pricer
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