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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Apple Pulls $1,000 iPhone App

An application called "I Am Rich," which displays a ruby on iPhone screens, was pulled from the phone's application store without notice. What do you think?
  • "Now what the hell am I gonna do with all this money?"

    Richard Billinglsy Stock Broker
  • "I guess Apple doesn't want to be associated with the rich."

    Frieda Trembeleau State Trooper
  • "I would blow $1,000 on a status symbol from Apple, but I wouldn't buy that application for it."

    Matthew Henderson Publicist
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