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20 Years Of Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.

Pros And Cons Of The Gig Economy

Americans are increasingly using on-demand services, both as workers and consumers. Here are the major benefits and drawbacks of the gig economy.

Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.
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Apple Pulls $1,000 iPhone App

An application called "I Am Rich," which displays a ruby on iPhone screens, was pulled from the phone's application store without notice. What do you think?
  • "Now what the hell am I gonna do with all this money?"

    Richard Billinglsy Stock Broker
  • "I guess Apple doesn't want to be associated with the rich."

    Frieda Trembeleau State Trooper
  • "I would blow $1,000 on a status symbol from Apple, but I wouldn't buy that application for it."

    Matthew Henderson Publicist

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