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Keys To The Matchup: Packers vs. Falcons

The NFC Championship Game pits the Atlanta Falcons against the Green Bay Packers for the rare chance to play a meaningful game in Houston. Onion Sports breaks down what each team must do to win.
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Apple To Assemble Some Computers In U.S.

Having manufactured its products in Asia since the late 1990s, tech giant Apple announced this week that it would return production of some of its Mac computers to the United States in 2013. What do you think?

  • “But Americans have such clumsy sausage-fingers.”

    Mary Jo Vanatte Locksmith
  • “As long as those factories exploit workers, I don’t care where my things are made.”

    Dean Scannell Fondant Cooker
  • “That’s going to require Apple to raise prices, and there’s no way its customers will stand for that.”

    Roy Kang Unemployed

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