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Apple To Assemble Some Computers In U.S.

Having manufactured its products in Asia since the late 1990s, tech giant Apple announced this week that it would return production of some of its Mac computers to the United States in 2013. What do you think?

  • “But Americans have such clumsy sausage-fingers.”

    Mary Jo Vanatte
    Locksmith
  • “As long as those factories exploit workers, I don’t care where my things are made.”

    Dean Scannell
    Fondant Cooker
  • “That’s going to require Apple to raise prices, and there’s no way its customers will stand for that.”

    Roy Kang
    Unemployed
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