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Arby’s Offering Secret ‘Meat Mountain’ Sandwich For Those Who Ask

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Arby’s Offering Secret ‘Meat Mountain’ Sandwich For Those Who Ask

After Arby’s released an advertisement with an image of a huge stack of meat and started receiving requests from customers, the fast food chain started offering a $10 “Meat Mountain” sandwich to those who ask for it at the cash register. What do you think?

  • “Well, if you’re going to ask for something in secret, I’d say this is the perfect candidate.”

    Ralph McGee
    Bike Rack Installer
  • “Great, now I don’t have to watch the cashier become increasingly horrified as I describe what I want.”

    Annette Tandy
    Systems Analyst
  • “Trust me, when they see my physique, they won’t need me to ask.”

    Brian Goodwin
    Web Forum Moderator

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