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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Archie Andrews Dies Taking Bullet For Openly Gay Friend

Archie Comics has revealed that in the penultimate issue of Life With Archie, Archie Andrews dies after throwing himself in the path of a bullet aimed at friend Kevin Keller, an openly gay senator pushing for more gun control. What do you think?

  • “I just wish I had a clearer sense of which political agenda the writers are promoting here.”

    Seth Wolfe Diving Instructor
  • “I can’t see many people actually giving a shit about what happened to Archie at this point. Not with that crazy assailant still on the loose.”

    Benjamin Harper Sandwich Artist
  • “If I know comic books, Archie will be back in a few months with even more amazing powers.”

    Miley Samocha Internet Sales Manager

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