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Archie Comics To Kill Off Archie

Archie Comics publisher Jon Goldwater has announced that in the final two issues of Life With Archie, to be released in July, titular character Archie Andrews will be killed off while sacrificing his life to save a friend. What do you think?

  • “Another pathetic example of publishers just giving the readers what they want.”

    James Franz
    Account Manager
  • “It’s about time. They gotta be on their seventh or eighth Jughead by now, right?”

    Alexa Lissing
    Beauty Consultant
  • “This could be the cautionary tale our 59-year-olds need.”

    Benjamin Jacobs
    Pew Designer
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