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'Archie' Gets A Gay Character

A gay student named Kevin will be introduced this September in an issue of Veronica, part of the Archie Comics franchise. What do you think?

  • "Well, if Archie ever does marry either Betty or Veronica, the other is going to need a new best friend."

    Jack Andrews Unemployed
  • "Uh-oh, Archie—prepare yourselves for a shitstorm of controversy. It's still 1957, right?"

    Vicki Lodge Wood Finisher
  • "With the backing of the Archie franchise, gay teens should have no problem achieving mainstream acceptance at their schools."

    Kyle Cooper Rug Repairer

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