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Biggest Announcements From E3

Each June, E3, or The Electronic Entertainment Expo, hosts game developers showing off their latest products. Here are this year’s most exciting announcements:

‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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'Archie' Gets A Gay Character

A gay student named Kevin will be introduced this September in an issue of Veronica, part of the Archie Comics franchise. What do you think?

  • "Well, if Archie ever does marry either Betty or Veronica, the other is going to need a new best friend."

    Jack Andrews Unemployed
  • "Uh-oh, Archie—prepare yourselves for a shitstorm of controversy. It's still 1957, right?"

    Vicki Lodge Wood Finisher
  • "With the backing of the Archie franchise, gay teens should have no problem achieving mainstream acceptance at their schools."

    Kyle Cooper Rug Repairer

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