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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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'Archie' To Become Live-Action Film

Warner Bros. Pictures will produce a live-action movie based on the 72-year-old Archie comics franchise, portraying the characters of Archie, Veronica, Betty, and Jughead in a modern-day version of Riverdale. What do you think?

  • “Good. I like to know what kind of crap is coming out as far ahead of time as possible.”

    Clyde Bruneau Soda Jerk
  • “It’ll be refreshing to see a comic book adaptation that doesn’t involve superheroes, loud explosions, or characters that anyone remembers.”

    Carmen Vazquez Lye Treater
  • “That’s great! And here I was, about to go home and kill myself.”

    Willie Savard Electrical Line Splicer
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