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Archie To Choose Betty Or Veronica

After nearly 68 years, a grown-up Archie Andrews will ask either Betty or Veronica for her hand in marriage in an upcoming issue of his eponymous comic book. What do you think?
  • "I'd pick Veronica. I’ve picked Veronica every day since puberty, as a matter of fact."

    Noah Magee
    Systems Analyst
  • "If that guy knows the first thing about anything, he'll choose Betty. Or Veronica would be pretty great, too. Actually, he can't really go wrong.”

    Elaine Tekle
    City Auditor
  • “Married? Oh, no! This is totally going to break up The Archies."

    Theo Brotman
    Lehr Operator
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