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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Archiving The Unabomber

Theodore J. Kaczynski, aka the Unabomber, is fighting to reclaim 40,000 pages of his writings and correspondences so he can preserve them for public reference. What do you think?
  • "It's just like this government to try to suppress the rich history of violent, technophobic loners.

    Sol Raleigh Caterer
  • "In hindsight, I bet he wishes he'd made an exception to his anti-technology stance for Kinko's."

    Ryan Levy Lead Paint Abatement Consultant
  • "Forty-thousand pages? I hope they get someone with a soothing voice for the audio book."

    Carol Camin CT Scan Operator

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