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Argentina Approves Gay Marriage

Argentina narrowly passed a law allowing gay couples to marry, making it the first Latin American country to do so. What do you think?

  • "Aren't they worried about threatening the sanctity of machismo?"

    Michael Hultquist
    Systems Analyst
  • "I'm just afraid that country will be picked clean of all its beautiful flowers as a result of this."

    Beth MacLean
    Multifocal Button Assembler
  • "That's a real milestone. Argentina never approves of anything I do."

    Lee Graves
    Loft Patternmaker
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