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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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'Argo' Wins Best Picture At Golden Globes

The political thriller Argo, directed by Ben Affleck and based on a chapter in the 1979 Iran hostage crisis, took home the Golden Globe for the best dramatic film last night. What do you think?

  • “Those idiots will vote for anything about the 1979 Iran hostage crisis.”

    Desiree Bosco Boat Builder
  • “I don’t watch the Golden Globes. They’re so frivolous and stupid compared to the grandeur and significance of other awards shows.”

    Jacques Colombier Sugar Grinder
  • “Why does this cruel world keep reminding me that it’s possible to win something?”

    Vic Van Dreelen Systems Analyst
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