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'Argo' Wins Best Picture At Golden Globes

The political thriller Argo, directed by Ben Affleck and based on a chapter in the 1979 Iran hostage crisis, took home the Golden Globe for the best dramatic film last night. What do you think?

  • “Those idiots will vote for anything about the 1979 Iran hostage crisis.”

    Desiree Bosco Boat Builder
  • “I don’t watch the Golden Globes. They’re so frivolous and stupid compared to the grandeur and significance of other awards shows.”

    Jacques Colombier Sugar Grinder
  • “Why does this cruel world keep reminding me that it’s possible to win something?”

    Vic Van Dreelen Systems Analyst

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