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Arizona Gun Advocates Launch Free Shotgun Giveaway

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Arizona Gun Advocates Launch Free Shotgun Giveaway

A group funded by local gun enthusiasts’ donations announced plans to provide free shotguns to citizens in troubled sections of Tucson, AZ, the site of the 2011 mass shooting that left former congresswoman Gabby Giffords severely wounded. What do you think?

  • “Problem solved.”

    A.J. Honore
    Lock Assembler
  • “I’m sure that spoilsport Giffords will find something about this to criticize.”

    Elliot Porter
    Lounge Car Attendant
  • “Man, my community sucks. The only things we get for free are pony rides and ice cream for the kids at the farmer’s market. And that’s just during the summer.”

    Margot Calzada
    Systems Analyst

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