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Arizona News Choppers Crash

Two news helicopters crashed in mid-air while covering a high-speed chase in Phoenix, leaving no survivors. What do you think?
  • "At least they died doing something noble. They could have died covering the weather, or traffic, or a police chase."

    Jane Thornton
    Sound Insulator
  • "At least both stations got live footage of the biggest story happening at the time of the crash."

    Martin Green
    Dry Cleaner
  • "I certainly hope the television reporters on the ground were asked how the grisly deaths of their colleagues made them feel."

    Wally Thompson
    Boom Mic Operator

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