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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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Arizona News Choppers Crash

Two news helicopters crashed in mid-air while covering a high-speed chase in Phoenix, leaving no survivors. What do you think?
  • "At least they died doing something noble. They could have died covering the weather, or traffic, or a police chase."

    Jane Thornton Sound Insulator
  • "At least both stations got live footage of the biggest story happening at the time of the crash."

    Martin Green Dry Cleaner
  • "I certainly hope the television reporters on the ground were asked how the grisly deaths of their colleagues made them feel."

    Wally Thompson Boom Mic Operator

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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

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