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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Arizona Shooter Sentenced To Life

Jared Loughner, the gunman who shot six dead and wounded 12 others, including former congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, outside a Tucson, AZ shopping center in January 2011, was sentenced to seven consecutive terms of life in prison, plus an additional 140 years. What do you think?

  • “After seven lifetimes in jail, that 140 years is going to feel like a cakewalk.”

    Zach Plosser Systems Analyst
  • “Whoa. Looks like someone caught the judge on a bad day.”

    Adam Shaw Model
  • “See? If we had better gun control laws, we’d never get to experience moments of justice like this.”

    Rachel Carlin Coupon Copywriter

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