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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Arizona Shooter Sentenced To Life

Jared Loughner, the gunman who shot six dead and wounded 12 others, including former congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, outside a Tucson, AZ shopping center in January 2011, was sentenced to seven consecutive terms of life in prison, plus an additional 140 years. What do you think?

  • “After seven lifetimes in jail, that 140 years is going to feel like a cakewalk.”

    Zach Plosser Systems Analyst
  • “Whoa. Looks like someone caught the judge on a bad day.”

    Adam Shaw Model
  • “See? If we had better gun control laws, we’d never get to experience moments of justice like this.”

    Rachel Carlin Coupon Copywriter
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