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Arkansas Nuns Excommunicated

Six nuns in Arkansas were excommunicated from the Catholic Church for heresy after failing to leave a Canadian sect run by a woman claiming to be possessed by the Virgin Mary. What do you think?
  • "Gee whiz, Arkansas nuns are the worst."

    Deborah Vale
    Sales Associate
  • "Tough break. It's rough getting nun work in the private sector after getting fired."

    Ernst Pylor
    Janitor
  • "Nuns excommunicated for heresy? Is anyone else as turned on as I am?"

    Eric Patel
    Car Salesman