Armed George Zimmerman Given Warning For Speeding

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Armed George Zimmerman Given Warning For Speeding

Two weeks after being acquitted of murder charges in the death of Trayvon Martin, George Zimmerman was pulled over for speeding in Texas, admitting to the police that he was carrying a gun and saying he was going “nowhere in particular” before being released with just a warning. What do you think?

  • “Wow, he caught a really big break there.”

    Peter Clough
    Material Handler
  • “It’s sad that someone of Zimmerman’s notoriety didn’t have anywhere to go that night.”

    Frederick Driscoll
    Freight Car Cleaner
  • “That’s our George!”

    June Gilson
    Aerospace Engineer