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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Army Engineer Passed Nuclear Secrets

An 84-year-old former Army engineer was arrested for passing on defense secrets to Israel, including documents about nuclear weapons, between 1979 and 1985. What do you think?
  • "Are they sure he passed on those secrets deliberately? I know some pretty loud Israelis."

    Josh Austin Glazer
  • "You mean someone was actually interested in our secrets? I find that flattering."

    Lou McDonald English Teacher
  • "Imagine the horrifying scenario that could have played out where Israel used our secrets to build their own weapons rather than buying them directly from us."

    Jessie Trank Watch Repair Person
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