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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Army Engineer Passed Nuclear Secrets

An 84-year-old former Army engineer was arrested for passing on defense secrets to Israel, including documents about nuclear weapons, between 1979 and 1985. What do you think?
  • "Are they sure he passed on those secrets deliberately? I know some pretty loud Israelis."

    Josh Austin Glazer
  • "You mean someone was actually interested in our secrets? I find that flattering."

    Lou McDonald English Teacher
  • "Imagine the horrifying scenario that could have played out where Israel used our secrets to build their own weapons rather than buying them directly from us."

    Jessie Trank Watch Repair Person
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