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Army Extends 50,000 Soldiers' Tours of Duty In Iraq

The Army is forcing 50,000 soldiers into extended duty in Iraq. What do you think?
  • "If these soldiers wanted out so bad, maybe they should have finished the job within two weeks like the president wanted."

    Arnold Whitman
    Metallurgist
  • "I instituted a stop-loss to keep my last girlfriend from leaving. It doesn't work."

    Jay Katz
    Sports Vendor
  • "They've been pretty busy. I'm sure they'll appreciate the extra time to see some of the sights."

    Helen Guiteau
    Package Delivery Driver
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