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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Army Recruitment On Campus

The Supreme Court ruled that universities must allow military recruiters on campus if they are going to accept federal money. What do you think?
  • "So...exactly how much do you have to endow for permission to raise an army?"

    Sara Dunne Goldsmith
  • "I thought I was being recruited once at my frat, but it turns out that Party Patrol is not one of our nation’s armed forces."

    Drew Alexander Systems Analyst
  • "Finally, an actual career path for 17th-Century French Lit majors."

    Chase Foy Financial Manager

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