adBlockCheck

Politics

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
End Of Section
  • More News

Army's Fat Recruit Problem

The U.S. Army has rejected 48,000 would-be recruits since 2005 for being over the weight limit. What do you think?
  • "The Army rejected me, but that was because I was too husky."

    Greg Haines Systems Analyst
  • "My God, that means we have 48,000 people in this country who are ridiculously overweight."

    Trina Svanoe Glass Joiner
  • "So let's summarize my incentives for losing weight: I'll be hungry all the time, I'll be tired all the time, and I'll qualify for Army service."

    Dan Karmiol Day Care Provider
More Videos

WATCH VIDEO FROM THE ONION

More from this section

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

Close