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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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Army's Fat Recruit Problem

The U.S. Army has rejected 48,000 would-be recruits since 2005 for being over the weight limit. What do you think?
  • "The Army rejected me, but that was because I was too husky."

    Greg Haines Systems Analyst
  • "My God, that means we have 48,000 people in this country who are ridiculously overweight."

    Trina Svanoe Glass Joiner
  • "So let's summarize my incentives for losing weight: I'll be hungry all the time, I'll be tired all the time, and I'll qualify for Army service."

    Dan Karmiol Day Care Provider

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