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Arranged Marriage Reality Series In Production

CBS has picked up a reality show with the working title Arranged Marriage, a program in which contestants’ spouses are selected by friends and family, and the married couples’ lives are then filmed. What do you think?
  • "That's disgusting. They are ruining the sanctity of reality TV shows."

    James Varana Service Associate
  • "They're ripping off that Indian show Marriage Based On Mutual Love And Respect. "

    Susan Feeny Claims Adjuster
  • "I don't get Hollywood. What's the difference between this show and my idea to push people out of planes?"

    Eric McElhaney Legal Assistant

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