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Article Predicts Climate ‘Doomsday’

A New York Magazine article has gotten significant attention for its warning that much of the earth will become uninhabitable within our lifetimes. What do you think?

  • “Pfft. Every year they predict human extinction within a century, and every year it doesn’t happen.”

    Laura Knetsch Educational Puppeteer
  • “You’d be pessimistic too if you worked at a magazine in today’s publishing environment.”

    Ben Finkelman Pie Turner
  • “Why didn’t anyone warn us sooner?”

    Adam Blech Cashew Splitter

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