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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.

Notable Female Writers Throughout History

Jane Austen died 200 years ago today, but she continues to be widely read and influential to today’s writers. The Onion highlights some of the most notable female authors throughout history.
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Article Predicts Climate ‘Doomsday’

A New York Magazine article has gotten significant attention for its warning that much of the earth will become uninhabitable within our lifetimes. What do you think?

  • “Pfft. Every year they predict human extinction within a century, and every year it doesn’t happen.”

    Laura Knetsch Educational Puppeteer
  • “You’d be pessimistic too if you worked at a magazine in today’s publishing environment.”

    Ben Finkelman Pie Turner
  • “Why didn’t anyone warn us sooner?”

    Adam Blech Cashew Splitter

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