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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Assange Seeks Asylum In Ecuador

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange, who is currently awaiting extradition from the UK to Sweden to face rape and sexual assault charges, has taken refuge in the Ecuadorean embassy in London and is seeking political asylum in the South American country. What do you think?

  • "Can't he just go to Roman Polanski's house?"

    Clara LaFleur Gasket-Molder
  • "Man, he’s going to get nailed with some serious checked baggage fees for all the sunscreen he’ll need to pack."

    Martin Banker Systems Analyst
  • "Dammit. How long does this guy think I’m going to keep feeding his cat?"

    Sean Loew Nozzle Worker

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