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The Life Of Diana, Princess Of Wales

Today marks 20 years since the funeral of Princess Diana, known to many as the “people’s princess.” The Onion looks back at the life of Princess Diana before it was cut tragically short.

Study: Other Countries Weird

BOSTON—Examining a wide variety of cross-cultural data, a Boston University study released Monday determined that other countries are weird.

Japanese Family Puts Aging Robot In Retirement Home

KYOTO, JAPAN—Saying the move to the assisted care facility was the right decision after so many years of operation, members of the Akiyama family finally put their aging robot in a retirement home, sources reported Friday.

North Korea Successfully Detonates Nuclear Scientist

PYONGYANG—Hailing it as a significant step forward for their ballistic weapons program just hours after suffering a failed missile launch, North Korean leaders announced Monday they had successfully detonated a nuclear scientist.
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Assange's Police Documents Leaked

Swedish police reports documenting charges against Julian Assange for the rape of two women were leaked online. What do you think?

  • "That's just not fair to anyone but him."

    Becca Pendon Systems Analyst
  • "Boy, I bet he's mad enough to squash a grape in his bare hand."

    Bernal Rod Tape Operator
  • "That is exactly what the media wants us to think. Well, I won't do it. To me, he'll always be a fun-loving guy who plays a little fast and loose with consent."

    Tony Davis Unemployed

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