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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Asteroid Probe Returns To Earth

A Japanese spacecraft deployed to an asteroid seven years ago returned home on Sunday, possibly carrying the first extraterrestrial rock sample since the moon landings. What do you think?

  • "Hopefully they let Bruce Willis take a few jabs at it before they start analyzing, just in case it starts getting any bright ideas."

    Barbara Dallas Systems Analyst
  • "Do they have some sort of machine that confirms this data? If not, I have a rock tumbler."

    Scott Lambert Open-Shank Coverer
  • "If no one's called it yet, I got dibs on the space rock."

    Darren Ripley Wash Helper

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