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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Atari Files For Bankruptcy

The U.S. operations of the pioneering video game company Atari, famed for creating such classics as Asteroids, Missile Command, and Pong, filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy. What do you think?

  • “The problem is that kids these days don’t know the joy of watching a bar move across a screen.”

    Allegra Candy Fabric Assembler
  • “This makes me want to dust off my old 2600, grab some of my favorite games, and just spend all afternoon trying to sell them online.”

    Bruce Deakins Systems Analyst
  • “Their classic games just need a modern makeover. Like in Pong, that little bouncing ball could be a bullet, and the paddles could be people’s faces being blown apart.”

    Kenny Hansen Aquaculturist

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