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Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.

How Amazon Plans To Expand

After years of rapid growth and expansion into new industries, Amazon recently announced that it would be opening a second headquarters outside of Seattle. Here are Amazon’s plans for continued growth.

Report: Americans Now Get 44% Of Their Exercise From Licking

WASHINGTON—Saying the practice accounted for a sizable portion of the nation’s physical activity on any given day, a new report published Tuesday by researchers at the National Institutes of Health revealed that Americans currently get 44 percent of their exercise from licking things.

‘Lost Dog’ Poster Really Tooting Dog’s Horn

BROOKLYN, NY—Claiming the flyer could really stand to tone it down a little, sources said a lost dog poster that began appearing in Brooklyn’s Fort Greene neighborhood Tuesday was really tooting the dog’s horn.
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Atari Files For Bankruptcy

The U.S. operations of the pioneering video game company Atari, famed for creating such classics as Asteroids, Missile Command, and Pong, filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy. What do you think?

  • “The problem is that kids these days don’t know the joy of watching a bar move across a screen.”

    Allegra Candy Fabric Assembler
  • “This makes me want to dust off my old 2600, grab some of my favorite games, and just spend all afternoon trying to sell them online.”

    Bruce Deakins Systems Analyst
  • “Their classic games just need a modern makeover. Like in Pong, that little bouncing ball could be a bullet, and the paddles could be people’s faces being blown apart.”

    Kenny Hansen Aquaculturist

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