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AT&T, T-Mobile Merger Faces Roadblock

The Department of Justice has filed an antitrust lawsuit to block the merger between mobile service providers AT&T and T-Mobile, saying it would increase prices and reduce innovation. What do you think?

  • “It really wouldn’t be fair to the competition if AT&T had cell phones and cell phone reception.”

    Katie Smith Systems Analyst
  • "Oh, man, but I just thought of a great name for that company: AT&T-Mobile. I was going to sell that to them for a lot of money."

    David Noble Unemployed
  • "I wonder if this jeopardizes my prepaid cellphone company TracFone's merger with Tri-City Check Cashing."

    Kevin Jones Telecom Owner

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