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Food Companies Cut 6.4 Trillion Calories From Products

A study has found that a group of 16 major food companies including Kraft and Coca-Cola cut a total of 6.4 trillion calories from their products between 2007 and 2012, far exceeding their pledge to slash 1.5 trillion calories by 2015.
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Attractive Students Given Higher Grades

A recent study found that attractive students tend to be given significantly higher grades in school, receive more attention from their teachers, and are more likely to attend college compared to less attractive students. What do you think?

  • “I knew I should’ve been more attractive in high school.”

    Perry McGregor
    Wallpaper Designer
  • “Good thing my son is sexy as hell.”

    Gil Nelson
    Doll Manufacturer
  • “Let’s face it: Attractive people are pretty great.”

    Maureen Laimbeer
    Pharmacist
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