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Recent advancements in gene editing have introduced a number of exciting possibilities for human advancement and raised difficult ethical questions. The Onion breaks down the pros and cons of gene editing.

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As kids prepare to go back to school, parents are tasked with providing all the supplies and clothes they’ll need for the year. Here are The Onion’s tips for tackling back-to-school shopping.

Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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Attractive Students Given Higher Grades

A recent study found that attractive students tend to be given significantly higher grades in school, receive more attention from their teachers, and are more likely to attend college compared to less attractive students. What do you think?

  • “I knew I should’ve been more attractive in high school.”

    Perry McGregor Wallpaper Designer
  • “Good thing my son is sexy as hell.”

    Gil Nelson Doll Manufacturer
  • “Let’s face it: Attractive people are pretty great.”

    Maureen Laimbeer Pharmacist

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