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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Attractive Students Given Higher Grades

A recent study found that attractive students tend to be given significantly higher grades in school, receive more attention from their teachers, and are more likely to attend college compared to less attractive students. What do you think?

  • “I knew I should’ve been more attractive in high school.”

    Perry McGregor Wallpaper Designer
  • “Good thing my son is sexy as hell.”

    Gil Nelson Doll Manufacturer
  • “Let’s face it: Attractive people are pretty great.”

    Maureen Laimbeer Pharmacist

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