adBlockCheck

Recent News

A Primer On The Dark Web

With many crimes now originating on encrypted areas of the internet, many wonder about the so-called dark web and its activities. The Onion provides a primer on this obscured digital space:

Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.
End Of Section
  • More News

Australia Apologizes To Aborigines

Australian prime minister Kevin Rudd delivered a speech in Parliament in which he apologized to the country’s indigenous people for past wrongs. What do you think?
  • "Wound healed! Can't believe nobody thought of doing that for the past 230 years."

    Callie Patterson Systems Analyst
  • "Sometimes you just need to believe in the power of words: cheap, cheap words."

    Doug Bernwood Scanner Salesman
  • "The question is, will this put an end to years of hostile, divisive debate, or will they all just continue drinking?"

    Al Tiecher Plumber
More Videos

WATCH VIDEO FROM THE ONION

More from this section

Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

Close