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Australia Apologizes To Aborigines

Australian prime minister Kevin Rudd delivered a speech in Parliament in which he apologized to the country’s indigenous people for past wrongs. What do you think?
  • "Wound healed! Can't believe nobody thought of doing that for the past 230 years."

    Callie Patterson
    Systems Analyst
  • "Sometimes you just need to believe in the power of words: cheap, cheap words."

    Doug Bernwood
    Scanner Salesman
  • "The question is, will this put an end to years of hostile, divisive debate, or will they all just continue drinking?"

    Al Tiecher
    Plumber

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