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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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'Avengers' Has Record Second Weekend

The Avengers became the first film to make more than $100 million domestically in its second weekend, and has now grossed more than $1 billion to date worldwide. What do you think?

  • “Aw, man, I should have made The Avengers.”

    Nate Moses Unit Clerk
  • “Personally, I found that revenue ticker in the lower-right corner of the screen too distracting for me to enjoy the movie.”

    Jane Aravena Systems Analyst
  • “I’ll have my secretary send the Avengers film a bouquet of flowers. Where does it live?”

    Andy Trout Radar Mechanic

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