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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Average American Consumes 34 Gigabytes Daily

A study from the University of California, San Diego, reports that each day the average American takes in 34 gigabytes of data. What do you think?
  • "Wow. And to think, there are data-starved children in Africa who subsist on just kilobytes a day."

    Doug Fischer Systems Analyst
  • "Wow, that sounds impressive. I must be pretty smart."

    Trina De Marrias Ultrasound Technician
  • "Now, if we could only figure out a way to cram some high fructose corn syrup in there."

    Tyler Kuehn Soft-Mud Molder
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