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Average American Consumes 34 Gigabytes Daily

A study from the University of California, San Diego, reports that each day the average American takes in 34 gigabytes of data. What do you think?
  • "Wow. And to think, there are data-starved children in Africa who subsist on just kilobytes a day."

    Doug Fischer
    Systems Analyst
  • "Wow, that sounds impressive. I must be pretty smart."

    Trina De Marrias
    Ultrasound Technician
  • "Now, if we could only figure out a way to cram some high fructose corn syrup in there."

    Tyler Kuehn
    Soft-Mud Molder
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