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WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.
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Average American Consumes 34 Gigabytes Daily

A study from the University of California, San Diego, reports that each day the average American takes in 34 gigabytes of data. What do you think?
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  • "Wow, that sounds impressive. I must be pretty smart."

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