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Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.

What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.
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Average Home Contains Hundreds Of Bug Species

A detailed survey of 50 homes in Raleigh, NC found that the presence of arthropods such as insects, spiders, and centipedes was far more abundant than previously thought, with each home containing between 32 and 211 unique species, including some believed to be otherwise extinct. What do you think?

  • “Then why do I feel so lonely?”

    Harvey Feltz Hatchery Supervisor
  • “Just tell me which ones I have to be worried about crawling into my mouth while I’m sleeping.”

    Tessa Jorgensen Unemployed
  • “Thank God I live in an apartment.”

    Josh Haviland Lobby Monitor

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