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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Average Teen Will Spend $1,139 On Prom

Following a brief downturn in recent years due to the flagging economy, the average teen’s spending on prom this year is expected to rise to $1,139, with much of that money supplied by parents to pay for tickets, attire, hairstyling, and transportation. What do you think?

  • “With prices growing every year, I just can’t afford to go anymore.”

    Jeremy Sager Flight Mechanic
  • “It’s totally worth it if you get to hear your favorite song.”

    Dustin Woodbury Cat Breeder
  • “It’s times like these when I’m glad my son is a creepy loner.”

    Jill Winget Baseball Sewer
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