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Avoiding The Anti-Christ

A pregnant woman in England is trying to get her hospital to induce labor so the baby will not be born on 6/6/06. What do you think?
  • "Why didn't this woman do the responsible thing and get an abortion?"

    Annette Rogers Venture Capitalist
  • "Yeah, like it's that easy to trick Satan."

    Dick Harris Systems Analyst
  • "I went through the same thing when I feared my baby would be born a Leo."

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