adBlockCheck

Recent News

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
End Of Section
  • More News

Axl Rose Ranked Greatest Vocalist Of All Time

According to a new chart comparing the vocal ranges of 100 singers across different music genres and eras, Guns N’ Roses frontman Axl Rose is the greatest vocalist of all time with a singing range of five octaves. What do you think?

  • “I’m glad this humble, gentle giant of music is finally getting the credit he’s due.”

    Jason Breschi Personal Trainer
  • “Ranking singers’ worth chiefly on their technical proficiency is so rock and roll.”

    Johan Knowles Systems Analyst
  • “Greatest vocalist? Hardly. Greatest lyricist? Absolutely.”

    Eden Wagner Live Chat Assistant
More Videos

WATCH VIDEO FROM THE ONION

More from this section

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

Close