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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Axl Rose Ranked Greatest Vocalist Of All Time

According to a new chart comparing the vocal ranges of 100 singers across different music genres and eras, Guns N’ Roses frontman Axl Rose is the greatest vocalist of all time with a singing range of five octaves. What do you think?

  • “I’m glad this humble, gentle giant of music is finally getting the credit he’s due.”

    Jason Breschi Personal Trainer
  • “Ranking singers’ worth chiefly on their technical proficiency is so rock and roll.”

    Johan Knowles Systems Analyst
  • “Greatest vocalist? Hardly. Greatest lyricist? Absolutely.”

    Eden Wagner Live Chat Assistant

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